Happy Humps, y’all! It’s Wednesday, my favorite day of the week. You’ve already got two whole solid weekdays under your studded belt and only two more until the weekend. So much potential! During Mondays and Tuesdays you’re thinking about starting your week. On Thursdays and Fridays, you’re mentally planning your weekend. So that leaves Wednesdays to think about what’s weird. Welcome to What’s! Weird! Wednesdays!
Readers, you are highly encouraged to send in observations, eavesdroppings, daydreams, nightmares and generally weird nuances that stick to your shoe as you walk through your gay day.
See, this would be a good example of something weird. Cute, yes. In a fish hat kind of way. But weird nonetheless.You know what’s weird this week? When your mom’s friends or any citizen of that general age range refers to female friends as “girlfriends”. Does that not totally throw you off every time? Just a little? “Where are you and your girlfriend going tonight?” Asks your conservative Republican neighbor. Instantly, your internal monologue rages. So she did see us kissing in the driveway last night! I knew this faux hawk was a weird idea today. Wait a second… “We’re probably just staying in for the night,” you seamlessly answer as you realize she’s talking about your actual friend. And that's enough for her to be on her way with a little Oh That's Nice Dear. Close one. NOT. She has no idea. Isn't that so weird? It is.
It's Wednesday,and that’s what’s weird.
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