Hello! And welcome to the first WWW of the second month of the year. Today’s Weird Wed is brought to you by the recommendation of a fellow OutHaus member. It’s a doozie, so let’s dive right in. Why in the name of weirdness to straight girls with boyfriends think it’s okay to blatantly and shamelessly hit on non straight girls? Don’t get me wrong. We all like attention from time to time (read: all the time) and attention from girls, gay or not is most preferable. And I 100% support non gay and varying degrees of gay girls, but the mixed signals you send out when you whisper questionable things in our ear while holding another dude’s hand are almost too many to sort through. Am I right?
Snap out of this dream sequence. Let's not get ahead of ourselves, ladies.Just because a girl is a lesbian does not necessarily make her a raging Shane who is secretly plotting to sleep with every girl in the room and their mother. What I mean to say is, a lot of girls assume that a girl’s gay card is handed out grouped together with her aggressive lesbian card. And you know what? They’re absolutely right. However, there is a crucial difference in the way these two cards can be used. The gay card is a flag that will fly high all the time regardless of circumstance. The aggressive card is only to rear its powerful head in the face of undying like. According to the secret lesbian code, the aggressive lesbian card is reserved only in situations in which you absolutely and without a doubt must do anything possible to impress a girl. And this girl who was making out with her boyfriend in the middle of the room five minutes ago and is now trying to get your ass to tell her whether or not her boobs look good in her new bra while your share a bathroom stall she pushed you into is not the situation we are talking about. You’re allowed to think it’s kind of hot but just know that it’s mostly weird!
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