Wednesday, March 2, 2011

What’s Weird Wednesday March 2, 2011

The high energy lesbian. God, do we love you, but how could you want to bike ride a 25 mile trail at 7 in the morning after being up until 3am? Do we want to take a road trip across three states and be back in time for dinner? Yes, hypothetically, but No! No, we do not. It’s already noon and I’m comfortable watching internet TV marathons for a little longer until I maybe get the urge to walk the dog around the block.


What do shoo mean shoo don want to ride wiss me on zis motorcycle all over ze place all day?

The high energy lesbian is a fun loving, good time having, pretty damn charming kind of gal. What separates these ladies from the others? There is a part of the brain responsible for communicating to the rest of the body that it is time to sleep. Close to this section is a similar portion whose cranial wrinkles demand coffee in the absence of necessary sleep. You see, if you look at a cross section of this portion of the brain in a high energy lesbian, all you will see is a projection of many dancing women giving you a thumbs up.


We love the guts out of you, you go freaks, but I’m staying in tonight.

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