Up this week: Gays hating Gays. To elaborate, this week’s weirdness is attributed to the homos among us who ugh at the two girls tickle fighting in the corner of a restaurant or bleh at the prospect of owning even a shred of rainbow paraphernalia. Yes, our theme goes out to you gay friends with either an aversion or disinterest in gayness in general, whether it be with the prospect of gay PDA or the implications of gay culture.
Some of you may be thinking, “I don’t understand. What’s not to like?” Half of my two part response is, “I know, right?” The other half must attempt to find rhyme and/or reason to this phenomenon, something to light our way in the midst of this pot-calling-the-kettle blackness.
Let me explain what gays hating gays might hypothetically look like. You’re sitting in the movie theatre with a few friends who happen to all be of the lesbian persuasion. The previews begin. Katherine Heigl romcom, won’t see it (yes youwill). Tim Burton twisted yet thoughtful thriller, definitely. An epic masterpiece of a drama with a twist and enough comedy to keep you laughing but also thinking in which the main love line is drawn between Zooey Deschanel and Michelle Rodriguez (so unlikely, so in love). It’s the movie you swear you wrote in a dream. Just before you are able to squeeze your gushing thoughts of perfection into a single squeal, you’re lesbifreind smugly sighs out, “Oh god. Why do they have to make it gay? Ugh.”
It happens. It is yet to be explained. This theme is centered on the observations of a few dear friends of mine. And when it comes down to it, I don’t think they dislike the gays, they’re just prone to sarcastically making fun of most aspects of life, their own gayness included. And at the end of the day, as they sit on the sofa with their feet in their girlfriends’ laps, I think they realize that gayness is their girlfriend and not their enemy.
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